• Me: Um, yeah, hi...you called my phone?
  • Him: Oh yes Natasha! I am from Uganda. I am Nicholas, you remember me?
  • Me: Maybe? I don't know.
  • Him: Nicholas from Masindi district. Your friend!
  • Me: I don't think I know you.
  • Him: Yes of course! You came with Jessica last year!
  • Me: Ohhhhh no. Not this again. (people have called my phone 3 different times looking for Natasha from Canada but it isn't me) I didn't come last year. There is another Natasha.
  • Him: You deceive me.
  • Me: No, I am serious, I don't know you. I am new here.
  • Him: What country are you from?
  • Me: Canada!
  • Him: You are Natasha from Canada! You must know me!
  • Me: No, I really don't. I would not lie to you Nicholas.
  • Him: Can you tell the real Natasha that I must talk to her?
  • Me: No, I don't know her.
  • Him: She is from Canada.
  • Me: (This is not going anywhere...) Yeah sure I'll tell her. Bye.