On taking bodas

Kabale has one form of transportation- bodabodas. These are either a motorcycle (50 cents per ride) or a bicycle (10 cents per ride). No matter where you go, you will see a group of guys standing on the streetcorner with their bikes waiting for a customer- there are hundreds of these things all over town and really, everyone uses them, and you rarely see just one passenger sitting on the back. In Kampala, I saw a motorbike boda with 7 people on it- driver, mom, dad, two big kids, and two babies strapped to their backs. Parents send them to go pick up the kids from school (can you imagine your three toddlers piling on to the back of a teenage boy’s bike, speeding down a busy road? Seems…dangerous.) and everyone knows that to get anywhere, you should just hire a boda.

At first, everyone here was surprised that I wanted to walk everywhere. The only really far walks were to my favourite grocery store, the post office, and the bakery on the other side of town. It is about 3 kilometers from my house to there, so a perfect “let’s get out of the house and kill some time” activity for a lonely Saturday morning. I enjoy the walk, but the ladies from work tsk tsk at me. The expectation is that if you can afford it, you pay someone to ride you to wherever you need to go.

Recently, I started being more busy. I don’t really know how this happened- I have been going to the music team meetings at church, and I bake more than I used to, but I don’t know why I feel busy now! Maybe it is because I’m coming home in 3 weeks. Anyways, this busyness has resulted in less time for walking. So I have started taking the bicycle bodas when I have to go across town.

Now, to summon one of these…you have to be tough. Else they’ll think you’re a stupid mzungu and try to cheat you. So, I walk past a group of them, make eye contact with the best-dressed one (my logic is that if he can make enough money to dress well, he probably gets hired a lot, and is therefore a more experienced driver…maybe a bit of a stretch, but how else do you pick?) and give a little nod and say “Royal Supermarket-y”, climb on to the seat (sitting sideways since I’m wearing a skirt) and off we go. I’ve learned that bargaining with them before you get on is useless, because I know exactly how much it is supposed to cost, and they’ll tell me it costs double that. So, we zip through town, going way too fast -then you can say “mpora mpora ssebo!” which means “slowly by slowly mister!” and he’ll slow down for a few seconds. Once we get close to where I am going, I start saying “Yego, aha! Aha!” (Okay, here. Here!) and he stops to let me off. I pay him my 10cents and he bikes away. Done. What a great system- convenient and cheap enough for most people to afford. So environmentally friendly!

Harry Potter 5: “A Belgian criminal, wanted all over Europe for his crimes, is in the custody of the Police Department of Marseilles to be watched for a few hours before transfer to a prison in Congo. Unfortunately, Emilien is tricked by the villain and is convinced to let the prisoner go.”
Transformers: “Transmorphers is a cheap looking, third-rate attempt to ride the coattails of the summer blockbuster release…”
I almost bought this, until I read the descriptions at the back. Just say no to pirated movies.

Harry Potter 5: “A Belgian criminal, wanted all over Europe for his crimes, is in the custody of the Police Department of Marseilles to be watched for a few hours before transfer to a prison in Congo. Unfortunately, Emilien is tricked by the villain and is convinced to let the prisoner go.”

Transformers: “Transmorphers is a cheap looking, third-rate attempt to ride the coattails of the summer blockbuster release…”

I almost bought this, until I read the descriptions at the back. Just say no to pirated movies.

AZ, DK, and Katy, I blessed the rains for you, down in Aaaaaafrica.

AZ, DK, and Katy, I blessed the rains for you, down in Aaaaaafrica.

My friend Monday-Patrick (I hear his mother also has a son named Tuesday-Patrick, no joke) taught me the basics of riding a motorcycle. Kick that little thingy to start it, twist this thing backward to rev the engine, hold this brake thing and hit that to change gears, and then away you go!

My friend Monday-Patrick (I hear his mother also has a son named Tuesday-Patrick, no joke) taught me the basics of riding a motorcycle. Kick that little thingy to start it, twist this thing backward to rev the engine, hold this brake thing and hit that to change gears, and then away you go!

"White man! White man! I love you, baby girl!"
— Well, that’s new. I haven’t been called a white man before. Thank you Western media for giving my neighbor the idea that it is okay to call me “baby girl”. Really, thank you.
Mmmm…fried grasshoppers.

Mmmm…fried grasshoppers.

The grasshoppers came last night.

Around 1 am I woke up to what sounded like hail on our tin roof…it was actually millions of grasshoppers hitting our house. Outside all the neighbors were running around, playing music, collecting the “delicacy”. The chirping was enough to make me think I had actually gone crazy- like ringing in your ears, but so loud my headphones couldn’t drown it out.

I have been up since 1 because of GRASSHOPPERS. This is something they should warn people about before agreeing to come to Africa. The worst part? Stepping out of my bug net bed at 3am and feeling a crunch under my foot. Today’s lunch at the office? You guessed it. Potatoes and fried hoppers. Pictures to follow.

Edit on "More than one Natasha"

The other Natasha from Canada found this blog and I have given her Nicholas’ number.

I don’t know what is weirder- that he somehow got my number and we’re coincidentally both named Natasha, or that she found me and realized that I was talking about her. I don’t even think I can blame this on Dutch bingo.

Penny pulls
  • N: So, Maureen...I am leaving in 3 weeks. What do you think we need to focus on before then?
  • M: Well, teach me to make a newsletter. And the penny pulls.
  • N: Sorry?
  • M: Penny pulls. For the people in the church!
  • N: Is this another sports day "game" like the airtime game?
  • M: No, you are joking with me! Penny pulls.
  • N: I have no idea what you're saying. Spell it out.
  • M: P-E-N P-A-L-S
  • N: Oh, those penny pulls. Right, yeah I can do that.
I miss autumn colours, but an extra 3 months of summer isn’t so bad either.

I miss autumn colours, but an extra 3 months of summer isn’t so bad either.

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